If you have to buy your bikini online make sure it is modeled by an actual person!!!

I learned this the hard way four times, yes four times.  The problem with seeing the suit just layed out on the table you have no idea what it will look like on a body!!!  Sure most models may make the suit look better than it may look on you, the key to Victoria Secrets.  I found a suit I loved online and it was simply layed out on a table in the ad.  I bought the suit and when I put it on it was absolutely horrible.  Excuse the hair in the picture, but you have to see exactly why NO ONE should ever attempt to wear this suit.  Here goes...



 See what I mean?  In the ad you could not tell there was no front at all to this suit.  even if I shaved completely it looks horrible.  And the back of the suit is fine and here is a picture of it.



I was very glad I practice what I preach and that is to buy from someone that takes exchanges or returns.  Otherwise I would have been out $39.99 Plus 4.95 shipping.   I would have been very mad.

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This is another of the online mistakes I made.   I absolutely love the front of the suit as it fits the way a bikini should.



So now let's see the back



What exactly is this????  A thong?  A bird?  A plane?  Superman???  What the hell is this?  Ok if I could legally wear a thong to the beach, I would wear a thong.  Not this thing.   Out $42.00 Plus shipping!!!!!

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This one speaks for itself.  The picture is small on purpose since this is not an ADULT site.

So much for hiding ANYTHING!!!!!  Talk about skin tight, these I bought 2 sizes larger than I even wear.  Surely would not wear these in public.


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One more, WOW!  I even modified the hair so it would go, but there was no way I could wear them.

 So what did we learn class?  NEVER, EVER, EVER, buy a bikini that you did not see on a person.  And also beware of some sellers may only show the front of the suit.  If so, you need to ask them for a picture of the back of the suit.  I have done that several times.  Afterall I am 3 dimensional not two.  Also make sure to buy from a company that will allow returns.

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